Oops, duck...

On a point of clarity this is supposed to be David Cameron as Groucho Marx*, not John Cleese in the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch... :0(

(* ...who once sent a telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills, stating "Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member".)

On the first day of Christmas...

Is this what they call a 'Three Clegged Race'?

Regarding the Lib Dem's current shenanigans...

Blink and you'll miss it...

And before you say anything, I know it looks like Charles Kennedy's evil twin. *Sigh*...

Update:
Perhaps it's just as well because, if Michael Portillo is anything to go by, Balls'd never have been off our TV screens (can you say that? Ed) and we'd all eventually have come to realise that he's not such an (ahem) 'twit' after all...

Substance vs Style? More like...

Put on a happy face...

'Vote Clegg, get Brown', says Boris (amongst others...) about the recent Lib Dem surge.

(Inspired by the Trog classic)

Can't you see I'm busy?

The Telegraph recently mentioned that office workers are using 'computer games disguised as Excel and Word documents... to waste time without attracting the attention of their bosses'. I can think of one person, at least, who appears to be playing them...

P.S. I'm not sure that it's particularly appropriate to be posting at the moment as my Mum's not well, but don't want to disappoint my audient (as Eric Morecambe would say...) You're in my prayers, Mum.

P.P.S. 'Audient' is the singular of 'audience' and is meant self-deprecatingly, not disrespectfully...